Archive for August 9th, 2007

My Tamagotchi Just Had Unprotected Sex as a Teenager and Got Pregnant.

August 9, 2007

Beat that America!
Yeah, seriously, I wasn’t expecting that. She just had her boyfriend drop by, suddenly I hear fireworks, and–BOOM!–they had twin boys.
Christ, even parents of tama’s have to worry about this now. I mean, she’s only four days old! She just turned four days old!

Anyway, to stop that hilarity, I have nothing to talk [...]