My Tamagotchi Just Had Unprotected Sex as a Teenager and Got Pregnant.

Beat that America!

Yeah, seriously, I wasn’t expecting that. She just had her boyfriend drop by, suddenly I hear fireworks, and–BOOM!–they had twin boys.

Christ, even parents of tama’s have to worry about this now. I mean, she’s only four days old! She just turned four days old!

Anyway, to stop that hilarity, I have nothing to talk about. Yeah, sad huh?

I just woke up at one and I stayed up till about an hour before the alarm went off. I was up writing, so much yays!

I was working on my book that’s the only one with a part 1 and a part 2. It skips, let me think.. Four years in between and a whole lot of pointless filler I really didn’t feel like writing.

Oh, I have some more great news: I write smut. Aren’t you just so proud? Actually, I do and I’m completely serious about that.. I always write about things that “happen” and things that “happen” to real people is sex. There is no way around it and I don’t think you should ignore it all the time. Sometimes, it can be the basis of a romance, sometimes the beginning of something more sinister, but in any case, it’s still part of the human function and it doesn’t get cut from my writing.

It just takes me forever to write. -.-*

Comment posted by Donnie
at 8/9/2007 6:15:04 PM

I hope you get your car back before I become a millionaire, as I get like $160 a month at best.=P

Comment posted by — — —
at 8/9/2007 3:54:18 PM

And, yes, on the “zomg porn.”
I swear, that story last night was just one, long pr0n novella.
Actually, that sounds pretty cool. Romances sell like hotcakes.

Comment posted by — — —
at 8/9/2007 3:52:49 PM

I have yet to get my car back, so, blah.
It really sucks, really, really sucks.

Just save up your money. The way things are going, you’ll be a millionaire by the time I get my car back then we can really party.

Comment posted by Donnie
at 8/9/2007 3:36:29 PM

Oh, and I’ll have some cash this weekend if you have a means of transportation again/are bored enough to hang out with me.=P

Comment posted by Donnie
at 8/9/2007 3:32:17 PM

zomg porn

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